Derived from the O'Connor household in relation to cats sitting on kitchen worktops or tables. When cats sit down, their bumholes 'kiss' whatever they are sat on, which after extensive research was discovered to be 'not a very pleasant act'.
The word 'bumholed' then became applied to anything that had been messed up, ruined or generally treated with disrespect. See example a.
You can also be 'a bumhole'. This is usually a person who not only treats things with disrespect, but scrounges off of others, takes advantage of someone or steals something. See example b.
Common 'bumhole' phrases you may hear are demonstrated in example C.
The word 'bumholed' then became applied to anything that had been messed up, ruined or generally treated with disrespect. See example a.
You can also be 'a bumhole'. This is usually a person who not only treats things with disrespect, but scrounges off of others, takes advantage of someone or steals something. See example b.
Common 'bumhole' phrases you may hear are demonstrated in example C.
a - David has bumholed my 'The Best BBQ Album in the World Ever 5' cd. It skips all my fave BBQ hits!
B -
Ben - I can't believe that guy. He's been here for 6 months without paying rent, eats all my food and has bumholed my BBQ album.
Beth - What a bumhole.
C - 'Stop being a bumhole'
'Stop bumholing me'
'I'm sorry man, I've totally bumholed the last of your toilet roll'
'That bumholing bumhole has bumholed me for the last time'
B -
Ben - I can't believe that guy. He's been here for 6 months without paying rent, eats all my food and has bumholed my BBQ album.
Beth - What a bumhole.
C - 'Stop being a bumhole'
'Stop bumholing me'
'I'm sorry man, I've totally bumholed the last of your toilet roll'
'That bumholing bumhole has bumholed me for the last time'
by fannysplatter February 10, 2010
Bumhole is a verb used when describing the act of inserting one's penis, strap on or other phallic appendage or device into the anus of a willing recipient.
Chris: What did you get up to last night?
Mike: I decided to bumhole that drummer I've been seeing!
Chris: You bumholed her?
Mike: Yep! I bumholed her right in the arse.
Mike: I decided to bumhole that drummer I've been seeing!
Chris: You bumholed her?
Mike: Yep! I bumholed her right in the arse.
by The Evil Evil Muppet October 29, 2015
1. A grimy homeless person.
2. Something generally unpleasant.
3. The end of a spliff that has been stewing in the ashtray for longer than 18 hours.
2. Something generally unpleasant.
3. The end of a spliff that has been stewing in the ashtray for longer than 18 hours.
1. "Dude, look over there, it's Bumholes!"
2. "Gross, that stuff tastes fucking bumholes."
3. "The stash just ran out - all we've got left is bumholes."
2. "Gross, that stuff tastes fucking bumholes."
3. "The stash just ran out - all we've got left is bumholes."
by TPots September 28, 2009
"Bumholes are just that, bumholes!" Stevie said, as though this explained everything.
Geordie just looked at him with a sardonic smile that showed Stevie how ridiculous he was being. But Stevie didn’t care. He had a big brown goopie bumhole and he LOVED it.
Geordie just looked at him with a sardonic smile that showed Stevie how ridiculous he was being. But Stevie didn’t care. He had a big brown goopie bumhole and he LOVED it.
by jjjlov November 4, 2018
Grr, can't get on the internet..got bumhole signal!
Aaah facebooks being really slow, on bumhole signal.
Aaah facebooks being really slow, on bumhole signal.
by Gregggssss February 20, 2012
The remnants of a good hard dump, when you haven't wiped properly, leaving a layer of ground-in faeces against your inner cheek and around your nipsy. after a while and the application of some sweat, gives off an odour that is unmistakeable and marks you out as requiring a re wipe!
Man 1 "Oh my life Humphrey are you cooking up some bumhole toffee, i can smell it from here!!"
Man 2 "Yes Tarquin, but it has turned to ass gravy where i have been working so hard."
Man 2 "Yes Tarquin, but it has turned to ass gravy where i have been working so hard."
by nanaki13 June 26, 2009
The side effects of a drug or action used to stretch the anus, meaning the anus is open and very loose.
by o0 I3LACKOUT Oo August 3, 2008