Bumweed

The hair that grows on ones bum

Ewww you have some nasty bumweed

by KJ25714 May 19, 2005

bumwee

A rather disgusting liquidy form of faeces passed out the rear end, usually after a night on the piss when one has consumed more liquid than donner kebabs.

"Dewd, I went for a **** but only liquid came out!?"

by Moo January 12, 2005

Bumees

Adj.- Term used by older brazilian fathers when they are either excited, or disgruntled.

Kid:"Dad, I found out my best friends boning mom", Father:...."Bumees"....

by Saku August 31, 2003

bumwee

often said by bearded weirdos trying to impress schoolgirls. Absolutely no idea what it is supposed to mean but would guess that it is something to do with the rear end and urine

"god, like, uh, you know, uh, that film with George Clooney in it was, like, real bumwee"

by Denny Wilkins November 21, 2003