baked brown betty

literally: a large, lumpy, generally amorphus baked good.

in "urban" speak: descriptive of the view of a girl from behind. Not just the ass, but the entire view.

a girl with a "backside like baked brown betty" is only has to be a little bit chubby. The backside is riddled with any of the following flaws:

back boobs
puffy shoulders
muffin top
complete lack of ass- (waist wider than hips)

Oh snap, shawty's got a backside like baked brown betty. that's just a shame.

by TreeWeezel November 23, 2010

alabama brown betty

while engaged in anal sex your partner fatigue sets in blowing in the asshole may regain stamina,or end up sending shit in your face 50-50 chance

david's mom fell asleep so i gave her a alabama brown betty

by capt. syphilisis August 23, 2008

apple brown betty

A pie pan full of digested apple shit that is baked at 350 degrees. It is served piping hot-crunchy on the outside soft and wet on the inside.

What is aunt Betty's secret recipe for her delicious brown pies?

by Timothy Tool July 12, 2004

Sweaty Brown Betty

Sweaty Brown Betty is the name of a delicious mixed drink. It is a combination of chocolate milk (8 oz) and Irish cream (4 oz). The name was derived from its brown color.

That Sweaty Brown Betty is delicious.

by bdonahue April 30, 2006

Brown eye Betty

The act of snorting cocaine off of a female anus
(See also Brown eye Benny)

I haven't been this high since The brown eye Betty I did from Madame josianne in the ninth grade.

by Someone very else February 3, 2013

Brown Betty

The best, most loyal, and beautiful puppy ever! She's my best pal.

Named after the Fringe Episode, she really fit her name..
Chronic Supernova and Afghani Kush.. a wild ride.. and a heart of gold.
A fierce spirit, and savior of my life, she earned her wings today, she went home.

Brown Betty Bam Ba Lam.. my goldeneyed girl.. you will be missed, head hand and heart.

by REBel Siren June 2, 2021

brown betty

When you take a dump in the tank of the toilet so that every time you flush, the water stays brown.

Someone dropped a Brown Betty in my toilet and now the water won’t clear up

by TwinFami December 25, 2019