Brown Chicken Brown Cow

What do you get when you cross a Brown Chicken with a Brown Cow?

"Brown Chicka Brown Cow" when said correctly the punch line sounds like a riff of old porn music from like the 70's. That really jazzy repeating background music, just add shag carpeting! Brown Chicken Brown Cow

Listen to the sample and vote this def up!

by Evolkid22 October 18, 2014

brown chicken, brown cow

the two dirtiest animals on the farm

What are the two dirtiest animals on the farm?

BROWN CHICKEN, BROWN COW!
bow chicka wow wow

by ohiwentthere November 6, 2011

Brown Chicken Pow Pow

Brown Chicken Pow Pow is a term coined by the community surrounding Crested Butte. The term describes the undeniably sexy appeal of boatloads of fresh snow falling on one of nature’s most majestic creations-Mount Crested Butte.

When the powder flies in Crested Butte, everyone sings "Brown chicken Pow Pow!"
"I'm calling in sick to ski Crested Butte tomorrow... Brown chicken Pow Pow!"
"Hey girl, you ski here often? Brown chicken Pow Pow!"
Question: "How was the snow today?" Answer: "Brown chicken Pow Pow!"

by PowNow April 20, 2018

brown chicken brown cow

jeeze your hot! :)
breaking the awkward silence.
what do you get when you cross and brown chicken and a brown cow

brown chicken cross' the road and runs into a brown cow and they become conjoined becoming brown chicken brown cow

by brown chicken brown cow master February 3, 2010

Turkish brown chicken

A sexual act consisting fucking a chicken and then cooking it and using chicken legs to then fuck your partner in the anus. Then pull the chicken out with poop and share it with your partner.

Brad-I did the Turkish brown chicken with my boyfriend yesterday it was so nice!

by CockRoacher69 April 18, 2024

Brown the Chicken

To indulge in condomless Anal Sex with a loving companion, wife or casual acquaintance of indeterminate sexual preference and/or rather questionable morality.

"I say it's starting to smell likes it drying out back there" quieried young Oscar presently.
"Don't you worry my lad, you Brown the Chicken very nicely I assure you and I feel the basting coming on soon enough" replied the Arch Deacon of Tilfords Pump.

Excerpt taken from The Legend of Paul Whicker the tall Vicar, Fallen Angel Press, Soho, London. 1888.

by Big Hungry Iain, Fairdown. July 10, 2020

Brown sauced chicken

Any Chinese American dish that includes some sort of brown sauce, and chicken

I don’t care what we order as long as we get some brown sauced chicken, like general tsos or sesame chicken

by dr roctor November 2, 2019