brown finger 

The resultant color of the finger(s) of a person who has just wiped their posterior after defacating, except they didn't wash their hands with soap and water before leaving the bathroom. Related to "yellow finger", a person who does not wash their hands with soap and water after urinating. A person who lives in Oregon and pees outside is not considered a yellow finger if they do not wash up after urinating since their are no sinks handy and a real man does not pee all over his hand no mater where he pees. An office worker who doesn't wash up is always a yellow finger.

"Man, did you know Joe is a brown finger? Dude didn't wash his hands after wiping his posterior after defacating"

"Damn, Steve is a yellow finger and a brown finger."

"Damn, Paul needs to go see his gastroenterologist. The freak ruined the flowery smell in the bathroom with his incessant farting and fails to wash his brown fingers post defacation."

brown finger by bahooka June 11, 2006

brown finger 

a male who likes sticking his finger up someones asshole. a brown finger can also be caused by holding shat whilst you eat it.
brownfingers tend to be hobo's or street tramps
the ultimate brown finger is a person who's name end's with brown/e

who's that trampish guy over ther
-oh that's rory
he's a right brown finger

brown finger by shwatter May 15, 2008

brown finger 

When at an airport and you use the cheep ass toilet paper to wipe your hinney and the paper is so cheep that you end up with your figer getting brow stuff on it.

Atlanta airport has the such bad toilet paper I ended up with brown finger.

brown finger by tomba987 January 22, 2010

brown finger nail polish 

Brown finger nail polish is when you have anal intercourse with someone and your finger nails are brown from... Fudge

After last night, I've got brown finger nail polish on every finger!

brown finger nail polish by Mermaid_Natalie December 8, 2015

brown finger 

a term used to describe someoes finger or fingers after they have suufferd from a brown tickler

guy 1: let me get some popcorn

guy 2: not after what happend earlier get your brown finger out of my popcorn

brown finger by so0o easy January 17, 2009

The Five Fingered Brown 

When fisting someone in the anus, and coming out with fecies on your hand or fingers

Pedro was so drunk, that he went home and recieved The Five Fingered Brown from his wife.

The Five Fingered Brown by Juice21 March 6, 2007

three finger brown 

Mordecai Peter Centennial "Three Finger" Brown -- World famous baseball player at the dawn of the twentieth century. Known for his elite pitching by a farm machinery accident which left his right hand with a severed iskills, despite being handicapped index finger, and mangled others.

Brian: Man, this is the worst day ever...i missed the bus this morning, failed my math test, and i have to go to prom this weekend....

Hartzog- well you know what they say: ...Three Finger Brown!

three finger brown by Kimbo May 22, 2007