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brohemoth

1. a friend who is down for life and has an extreme weight/height size advantage over the general population.

2. something of monumental stature in a friendship.
Mike: "have you seen how big Jake has been getting since he's been using brazilian shark testosterone??!"

Jason: "word. brohemoth's getting swole."

Sean: "just wanted to say thanks for buying me that lap-dance from that circus contortionist for my birthday the other week. on a scale of 1-10, it's brohemoth."

Paul: "ain't no thing."
by concussionme August 22, 2009
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brohmo

Cases where brohmoism will occur:

1. the mixture of a bro and a homo
1. a bro acting like a homo
3. when a guy just isn't acting like a guy
4. when a broheim isn't acting like a typical broheim
5. when a guy's just acting unusual and weird
Examples:

Tyler: DUDE THIS "I CAN INTERNET STALK YOU" SONG ON YOUTUBE IS EXACTLY WHAT I DO TO YOU

Dan: Dude, why are you being such a brohmo?

---~~~---

Will: Dude, those pants are cute.

Greg: My pants are what...? Dude, quit being such a brohmo
by djmaster711 February 21, 2010
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brohood

The highest level group of friendship between men, without it becoming gay. It must be between more than two people or else it becomes even more gay. This group of friends smokes drinks and makes fun of ugly bitches as a team.
" I wish i was part of the brohood because they have hella fun and all i do is jack off"

" I'm so glad i'm in the brohood because i have fun and don't have to hang out with that weird chronic masturbator kid nick"
by Andrew Hamberg February 2, 2009
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Brohoof

n.) A high-five between two males who watch the show, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, due to any aspect, win, meme, etc. regarding said television show.

n.) A high-five between two ponies from the show, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, with their hooves, respectively.

v.) To exchange a celebratory high-five either as a pony or because of ponies.
Will: Hey, guess what.
Theo: What?
Will: The new sode of MLP: FiM is good.
Theo: Awesome!
*brohoof*
by X_GrandMoff_X October 29, 2011
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Brohoof

a gesture that is an honor to receive
Brony 1: Can you send me the link to that living tombstone song?
Brony 2: Sure!
Brony 1: Thanks! Brohoof! /)
Brony 2: Brohoof! /)
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bro homo

an occasion in which two bros are intentionally acting in a homosexual manner; similar to pro homo, but for bros
Dude, I love the way your lax penny matches your mocs and your salmon colored shorts today, bro homo.

Brad and Chad were wrestling with their shirts off on the frat's front lawn, bro homo.
by M-B- November 14, 2010
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brohomotastic

A shift in conversation to faggotry connotations that lets you know your bro thinks of you as a potential boyfriend or butt to pirate
Frequent "slips" into brohomotastic conversation was the first warning sign his bro was really a homo.

Guys can't be bros with homos who fancy them. if the conversation is considered brohomotastic by both guys the feelings are possibly mutual on some level. Do NOT conflate bro affection, brofection, with faggotry
by vogla January 22, 2013
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