Brad's girl

Brad's girl is Lauren, the prettiest girl to ever exist!
Lauren belongs all to Brad and only him

"who's brad's girl?"
"Lauren is"

Brad's girl by tinydoll May 13, 2023

Tom Brady's

The deflated nut sack of an animal that has been spayed.

My dog was upset when he came from the vet and found his Tom Brady's where his balls used to be.

Tom Brady's by Badmilk October 1, 2020

Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe 

A restaurant founded by actor and meth dealer, Brad Pitt. This wonderful place was founded in the year 2007, and is located on the top of Mt. Vesuvius in Dallas, TX. Millions of visitors come each year from all around the world to try dishes such as "dick on a stick," "stick on a dick," and "fried fish." For more information, search Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe on Google. This place is the shit, no toilet. However, they do have PUBLIC bathrooms near the main entrance. And we're talkin PUBLIC. If you'd like to be seen by multiple people of all nationalities while taking a shit, come on down.

George: "Man, I'm hungry."

Jorge: "Dude, let's go to Brad's butterscotch dicksicle cafe! I hear they have the best fried fish!"

George: "Who gives a fuck about the fish, I'm lookin for that dick on a stick!"

Jorge: "I can help you out with that right here. No need to go to Dallas. Just fetch me that chopstick over there."

George: "......"

Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe by That kid from the zuu April 24, 2011

Brady’s 

A person with beautiful blue eyes and sweet as candy but only to people he dates

He’s such a brady’s

Brady’s by Bradysgirl November 10, 2018

Brad's Law 

To a computer programmer, the similarity between a clitoris and a segfault. To the programmer, both can be notoriously difficult to find, and offer great reward when found.

Jim: Dude, i can't satisfy my girlfriend!
Brad: Pretend her clit is a segfault.

Jim: You're advice worked great!
Brad: That's why it's Brad's Law!

Brad's Law by goodvikings November 30, 2009

Brad’s Mom 

A slut or when shit just is the way it is.

The ruling on the field has been changed but the penalty stands; Brad’s Mom gives that sloppy toppy.

Brad’s Mom by KingBIV January 11, 2025

Brad Pitt's Law 

If you ask a girl out on a specific day, and she declines without countering with a different day, it means she is not interested.

You: "I asked a girl out on saturday, but she said she was busy"
Friend: "Did she say when she would be available?"
You: "No, but she seemed busy, for sure."
Friend: "She's just not interested, it's Brad Pitt's Law."

Brad Pitt's Law by OV_Furious October 8, 2014