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Bowl Cut

The act of receiving a hair cut, while on the toilet dropping a floater.
*At the barber*

Man: Hey Frank, can I get a bowl cut.
Frank: Sure sonny, take a seat.
Man: Wait, first I need to shit.
Frank: Well I'll just give you a real "bowl cut" while you're on the john.
Man: OK BUDDAY
by Therapist_Ofkids September 26, 2010
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bowl cut

noun
1. a hair cut that you could put a salad in.
by Flip my chips June 13, 2006
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bowl cut

a hair cut that resembles a bowl. usually found on little children and older women. You can achieve a bowl cut by putting bowl on ones head and cutting off any hair that hangs over the bowl.
Did you see Janices hair? It's like a bowl cut!
by janmhorowi May 17, 2017
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Tilted Bowl Cut

it is a hairstyle that is, in essence, a tilted bowl cut. this hairstyle has been made famous in the San Diego skate scene. Usually a derogatory term. Can be abbreviated to TBC.
"Dude, Brett's hair is so retarded"
"Yeah, he is such a tilted bowl cut"
by BatmanJesus March 12, 2010
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deeper bowl cut

The popular unisex hairstyle amongst savvy-superior beings in which they are possessing a bowl cut but they have used a deeper bowl..
Hey look over there that guy! He has a deeper bowl cut! RAD!!
by Mikewhite101 April 7, 2015
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Bakewell bowl cut

The “unforgiving” bowl hair cut from Pennsylvania. Typically women have this cut.
-Hey look over there…doesn’t she look familiar?
~Who?
-The girl over there with the Bakewell bowl cut
~Ohhh now I see her
by Banasy June 26, 2023
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bowl cut billy

A person with a bad haircut. Especially if it looks like their mom put a bowl on their head and cut it herself.
by Itsryyann September 9, 2013
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