Bowl Cut

The act of receiving a hair cut, while on the toilet dropping a floater.

*At the barber*

Man: Hey Frank, can I get a bowl cut.
Frank: Sure sonny, take a seat.
Man: Wait, first I need to shit.
Frank: Well I'll just give you a real "bowl cut" while you're on the john.
Man: OK BUDDAY

by Therapist_Ofkids September 26, 2010

bowl cut

noun
1. a hair cut that you could put a salad in.

Brian has a bowl cut.

by Flip my chips June 13, 2006

bowl cut

a hair cut that resembles a bowl. usually found on little children and older women. You can achieve a bowl cut by putting bowl on ones head and cutting off any hair that hangs over the bowl.

Did you see Janices hair? It's like a bowl cut!

by janmhorowi May 17, 2017

Tilted Bowl Cut

it is a hairstyle that is, in essence, a tilted bowl cut. this hairstyle has been made famous in the San Diego skate scene. Usually a derogatory term. Can be abbreviated to TBC.

"Dude, Brett's hair is so retarded"
"Yeah, he is such a tilted bowl cut"

by BatmanJesus March 12, 2010

deeper bowl cut

The popular unisex hairstyle amongst savvy-superior beings in which they are possessing a bowl cut but they have used a deeper bowl..

Hey look over there that guy! He has a deeper bowl cut! RAD!!

by Mikewhite101 April 7, 2015

bowl cut billy

A person with a bad haircut. Especially if it looks like their mom put a bowl on their head and cut it herself.

Wow look at bowl cut billy over there.

by Itsryyann September 9, 2013

Bakewell bowl cut

The “unforgiving” bowl hair cut from Pennsylvania. Typically women have this cut.

-Hey look over there…doesn’t she look familiar?
~Who?
-The girl over there with the Bakewell bowl cut
~Ohhh now I see her

by Banasy June 26, 2023