n. The waffle you get the morning after your one night stand. Something between an added bonus, consolation prize, and mechanism for politely insisting that you leave.
A bonus waffle might be any breakfast item. A literal waffle, yes. A pop tart, perhaps. Even a fruit. But not more sex.
by RobertFreeman April 22, 2013
Get the Bonus Wafflemug. A waffle (usually eggo) given to the visitor after a pleasurable, unawkward one night stand on their way out the door.
by urwelkumredit April 22, 2013
Get the Bonus Wafflemug. A waffle provided to the visiting member of a one night stand interaction, so as to signal the end of the interaction and the appropriate time for them to leave. The waffle is considered a bonus win on top of the sex, hence the term 'bonus waffle'. Etiquette suggests that the waffle be syrupless, and generally Eggo in brand.
by nightcheese April 23, 2013
Get the Bonus Wafflemug. Commonly known as a parting gift after a one night stand with your partner to let them know that you enjoyed their company.
by munchbox April 26, 2013
Get the Bonus Wafflemug. Dude 1: "All I got this morning when she kicked me out was a syrupless waffle."
Dude 2: "No, friend, you got a bonus waffle."
Dude 2: "No, friend, you got a bonus waffle."
by theartificialinsomniac April 23, 2013
Get the Bonus Wafflemug. When two hungover, hungry strangers have a bonus waffle showdown the morning after their one night stand. The act of tossing breakfast waffles, poptarts, or other such breakfast pastries in the air to see which walk of shamer is the hungriest.
Person 1: We should have filmed your roommate Jeff's bonus waffle showdown with that dude he picked up at the bar
Person 2: Word
Person 2: Word
by drewbydoo April 22, 2013
Get the Bonus waffle showdownmug.