Bonus Waffle 

n. The waffle you get the morning after your one night stand. Something between an added bonus, consolation prize, and mechanism for politely insisting that you leave.

A bonus waffle might be any breakfast item. A literal waffle, yes. A pop tart, perhaps. Even a fruit. But not more sex.

Bonus Waffle by RobertFreeman April 22, 2013

Bonus Waffle 

A waffle (usually eggo) given to the visitor after a pleasurable, unawkward one night stand on their way out the door.

She really earned her bonus waffle last night.

Bonus Waffle by urwelkumredit April 22, 2013

Bonus Waffle 

A waffle provided to the visiting member of a one night stand interaction, so as to signal the end of the interaction and the appropriate time for them to leave. The waffle is considered a bonus win on top of the sex, hence the term 'bonus waffle'. Etiquette suggests that the waffle be syrupless, and generally Eggo in brand.

"I gave Mark a bonus waffle to get him out of my bed because I wanted to watch Glee."

Bonus Waffle by nightcheese April 23, 2013

Bonus Waffle 

Commonly known as a parting gift after a one night stand with your partner to let them know that you enjoyed their company.

The sex with John last night was terrible, but at least he gave me a bonus waffle before I left.

Bonus Waffle by munchbox April 26, 2013

Bonus Waffle 

A sort of parting gift after a one-night stand that indicates the visiting party should leave.

Dude 1: "All I got this morning when she kicked me out was a syrupless waffle."
Dude 2: "No, friend, you got a bonus waffle."

Bonus Waffle by theartificialinsomniac April 23, 2013

Bonus waffle showdown 

When two hungover, hungry strangers have a bonus waffle showdown the morning after their one night stand. The act of tossing breakfast waffles, poptarts, or other such breakfast pastries in the air to see which walk of shamer is the hungriest.

Person 1: We should have filmed your roommate Jeff's bonus waffle showdown with that dude he picked up at the bar
Person 2: Word

Bonus waffle showdown by drewbydoo April 22, 2013

bonus waffler 

A chintzy gift regifter. When one receives a chintzy gift or bonus gift from a rich, chintzy gift giver and then turns around and gives the chintzy gift away to another rich, chintzy gift giver.

I hate to be a bonus waffler, but I hope this bonus waffle sends a clear message that chintzy gifts are offensive.

bonus waffler by Keep_the_change April 22, 2013