Blow Your Load

When one presses play on a Youtube video without it being fully loaded, resulting in not seeing the reason you watched the video in the first place

Guy 1: C'mon, just hit play.

Guy 2: Dude, you don't wanna blow your load before it's even half way there

by the honey-badge October 23, 2012

blow your load on the commode

To masturbate to fruition whilst taking a shit.

"The bus will be here in five minutes, looks like you'll have to blow your load on the commode, Billy!" mother shouted up the stairs.

by C. H. Diddlemebum October 16, 2007

Don't blow your Load!

An expression used when you pre-maturely ejaculate.

Person 1: Damn im so pissed.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: I blew my load last night.

Person 2: You idiot, Don't blow your Load!

by captain faptain November 2, 2010

blow your load and hit the road

An expression that resembles "one night stand". It is when a gentleman has completed the ejaculating process on the female counterpart after sexual activity. Then immediately takes off into the night without a trace.

Dude all you have to do is blow your load and hit the road and she'll never call back again.

by Abbykadabra April 17, 2015

blowing your slay load

To slay so hard that you establish dominance over the people around you -- the same kind of dominance that might be achieved if you were blowing your load on them, but less of a mess

Forbes 30 under 30 AND engaged? Talk about blowing your slay load!

by sizable american family May 7, 2023

Blow your load and go

You cum and then run.

I blew my load on her head and ran. You mean you blow your load and go?

by Hshaushddb March 2, 2020