blooming onion

When you insert your closed fingers in a cone shape into the rectum then spread your fingers open you get the "blooming onion"

"Ohh baby just like that! I love it when you give me the blooming onion!"

by Chateau64 June 19, 2018

Blooming Onion Shit

The process of taking a shit in which multiple pieces of shit are produced and land in the form of a blooming onion.

I just took a blooming onion shit! It really looks like a blooming onion!

by XCaliburger June 05, 2017

Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion

When you put an unopened umbrella in a man's urethra and, once it is firmly in place, you open up the umbrella.

Guy 1: Bro, my dick hurts so bad.

Guy 2: Why, what happened last night?

Guy 1: Sarah gave me a Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion and now my dick looks like the Sarlacc Pit.

by djmagicb2002 January 29, 2020

Blooming onion

A very full ashtray

Your ashtray is so full it’s starting to look like a blooming onion

by CarlTensine June 06, 2021

blooming onion

way of saying how garbage a person of color's haircut is. especially if its bunched up on the top of their head.

person 1: that nigga got a wicked haircut.

person 2: that shit looks like a blooming onion.

by busa quikie August 12, 2024