Bloody Wanker

A phrase that Americans think British/Irish people use when in fact no-one in their right mind uses the word bloody and wanker together.

"Bloody" is quite a mild swear word whereas " wanker" is quite harsh.

The two words just don't go together.
Saying " bloody wanker" on the internet screams "I'm an American!"

Them: God you're a bloody wanker!

Me: You're an American aren't you?

by Mrs Pants April 6, 2010

bloody wanker

a british person who WANKS (jerks off, gets off on him/herslef, etc.) repeatedly in the course of one day....especially Zandy

The british counselor at my camp was a blopdy wanker....but not as much as Zandy is

by Da Brow February 6, 2004

bloody wanker

somebody that masterbates every day

shut up you bloody wanker...and go download some porn

by the fart mstr April 15, 2008

Bloody Wanker

Bimbo

Bimbo is indeed a true bloody wanker hes addicted to wanking to gay porn

by True dictionarian April 22, 2022

Bloody Fucking Wanker

The easyest woy to put it...

A Bloody Fucking Wanker... is... YOU!!!!!!

by AllyBGirl May 11, 2006

Bloodywanker

A bloodywanker is when a man has sex with a girl that's on her period and when she starts bleeding he wanks off with the blood on it.

She lets her boyfriend fuck her on her period he's such a bloodywanker

by Lussypover May 17, 2017