Black Eye

A super attractive, pretty purple bruise around an eye and on the eyelids that sometimes makes that eye always be winking. So hot!

When your dick is so hard you could whack 'em with it and give 'em a good black eye! A black eye'd look good on that babe.

by Ishy-Yoshi April 18, 2023

Black Eye Friday

"Black Eye Friday" is a colloquial term used to describe the last Friday before Christmas, due to the severe excess of violence that occurs on that night. This is a direct result of: People drinking more, the army leave, the break up of Universities and Colleges and the miriad of work nights out.

Person one: It's Black Eye Friday tonight!
Person two: Yeah, A&E put extra staff on

by Millyxz December 15, 2009

black eye pee

Having to pee so much ur penis tip starts to bruise

My penis hurts, I've been pissing so much I have a black eye pee

by mitch00uk April 6, 2015

Big Black Eye

When one eye closes more than the other.
In referancde to Big Black of Rob and Big whos left eye closes more than the right.
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When hes smiles he totally has a big black eye.

by dewit2em October 9, 2008

emotional black eye

A sharp public humiliation or visible emotional trauma.

An example of emotional black eye -- getting dumped on Twitter.

by bookworm73 June 23, 2010

Nigerian black eye

Oral sex with a running start, one person sits mouth agape, while the recipient of the oral sex charges from one end of the room and inserts as much of their genitalia as they can fit in the other's mouth, often causing a black eye and/or nausea

"Yo, sally was such a freak! She got me to give her the nigerian black eye

by vapedaddy69420 December 31, 2018

black eye affair

A black eye affair is what occurs when at least two persons drink far enough past reasonable to mutually decide it would be bitchin' cool to give each other black eyes. This is normally done by striking each other in the face. Repeatedly. After all the shiner is never instant so you must not have done it right. Sometimes a third party is needed to hit you when one of you is so drunk that the punches seem to be leaving contusions on my forehead instead of my eye. Ummm. I mean the foreheads of those involved. The bartender will normally laugh and take pictures on his cell phone to show his daughter the effects of too much whiskey... but a lot of other people decide its a good time to go home. Be prepared for a lot of very original Fight Club jokes and inquiries as to just what the fuck is wrong with you the next day at work. A frozen can of beer is very helpful the next day as well. Fuck you Jameson.

What kind of assholes drink a full bottle of Jameson on empty stomachs and decide its a good idea to have a black eye affair? Us.

by BJ Himself February 4, 2009