birds nest

Placing toilet paper around the seat of a toilet, to form a protective barrier from the germs on the seat. Mostly done in public bathrooms. Looks remarkable like a birds nest

Me: I don't wanna pewp in that stall, it looks real disgusting...

Dave: Dude! Just birds nest it!

by bobmcd123 September 24, 2007

Bird Nesting

The act of placing toilet paper in a toilet in order to absorb all of the water, then defecating on top of it, rendering the toilet unable to be flushed and resembling a bird's nest.

Prior to leaving the hotel room, Johnny got caught Bird Nesting the toilet to spite the crappy hotel service.

by JoshAndMitch January 17, 2011

birds nest

The toilet paper shield that some people construct around the seat of a public toilet so that they don't contract any of the various forms of ass and sexual diseases that thrive on porcelain.

"When Brenda left the bathroom, we were puzzled as to why all the toilet paper was gone. She then explained to us that she had birds nested it, and suddenly everything made sense."

by sressler December 26, 2006

Birds Nest

A girls un-shaved vagina, puss, Furr Burger... it somewhat resembles a birds nest, minus a bird... unless you still wanna slip your bird in there...

Tell your sister to grow out her birds nest for me!

by Ralph bitch September 13, 2010

birds nest

when you go over to a toilet to take a dump,and you look in the toilet to find out that someone left a surprise for you in there....someone that used a whole roll of toilet paper and clogged up the shitter and then took a massive dump on top of that.Its floating on top of the water with a turd nestled inside.Mostly found at factory bathrooms,truckstops,fast food.

Man,I had to take a shit...but theres a nasty ass birds nest in the bathroom shitter,I think Ill wait.

by theoutlaw1978 February 14, 2013

Birds Nest

When a woman shaves everything but her butt hole, leaving a small ring of hair resembling a birds nest.

Linda had a beautifully shaved pussy but when I bent her over i saw she had a birds nest. I went limp.

by anonymous June 18, 2016

birds nest

While having rough sex the male tangles and tousles the woman's hair into a nest of sorts. When he is about to finish he pulls out and busts into her hair to give it the finished product hold, resembling a birds nest.

After Erin complained she ran out of hair gel Anthony fucked her and finished in her hair leaving her with a birds nest.

by Optimus P August 2, 2010