bircher

Only seen at night, a bircher is a complex man who has intercourse with many women. Usually overweight, disgusting, and felonious. A bircher will somehow convince these "down on their luck" women to leave their bastard children at home at 5 a.m. to have sex with him. For some reason the way a bircher acts towards his women, makes them seek his approval at all costs. A bircher will often come home from work and have beer, cigarettes, and sometimes cash waiting for him on his doorstep. Most birchers live at home with parents, and have at least one illegitimate child. A bircher will die before ever admitting to mating with these fat fugitives. So don't bother calling him out.

Tim: Holy cow, that GIANT girl Billy fucked is approaching him at the bar.

Tony: He's IGNORING HER!!!

Tim: Haha, Birchered again!!! Billy is a son of a bitch. How does he do it?

by ten foot monster Bill Braski April 19, 2009

Bircher Light

A nickname that is accociated with a Camel Light cigarette. The word derives from a student's surname that attended John Carroll University of, Ohio, from the years 2006-2010. He loved to smoke Camel Lights so much that eventually people started calling the cigarettes, "Bircher Lights."

"Buy me a pack of Bircher Lights."

"Smoke that cig like Bircher smokes it."

by jcubrewcrew December 30, 2007

birchett

A family member that will beat the ship out of any opponent if needed or if felt.

He's a Birchett Birch- et

by Birchett June 6, 2017

Birches

A word to say instead of bitches if your parents or sensitive friends who don’t like curse words watch your Snapchat or Instagram story. The real definition is supposed to be a tree or something but ignore that

Me on my Snapchat story: Mario cart with the birches!!!

Friend: tf did you just call me

Me: a bitchhhhh

by Bad birch June 29, 2018

Birchy

A real gent on the glove

The Eagle is a real Birchy

by TeamSynergy February 26, 2020

Bitchey

A word of I hate u

You are so bitchey

by Ryan’s April 6, 2021

birched

The act of getting completely annihilated through drugs and alchohol.

Joe - "Hey Dan, what are you doin tonight?"
Dan - "Getting fuckin birched what do you think?!"

by bartholemue gustoffison April 12, 2010