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The Benjamin Button Effect

When an individual seems to age backwards and becomes less mature over time.

Most common amongst teenage girls.
Laura in 2007: I think I'm gonna stay home and study for the test next week

Laura in 2008: I don't give a shit about school, let's go out and get wasted!

Laura in 2009: Wohoo, let's go to Disneyland!


Guy 1: Damn. It seems like Laura is getting dumber and dumber every day.
Guy 2: Yeah. It's the Benjamin Button Effect
by Anno Nimus January 29, 2009
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Benjamin Franklin’ed

The act of being sober after a large amount of binge drinking (the opposite of getting John Hamilton’ed)
Oh FUCK BUD! You better make sure you are Benjamin Franklin’ed enough to drive home!
by Shansterbrian December 26, 2020
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Benjamin and Emily

Benjamin and Emily were best friends for over 7 yrs . Guess you could say with benefits too. One day Benjamin told Emily he wanted to be her boyfriend, finally Emily gave Benjamin a shot!
by Benjamin and Emily April 23, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Benjamin Franklin: The Eleventh to the Seventeenth Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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Enrique Benjamin

He is a cool person in his mama's eyes but he has no friends that ACTUALLY like him. He tries to be a good person but fail all the time. He brushes his teeth once a month but manages to smell like a frog. Overall he is ok.
by Swoshhhh November 11, 2016
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Ephrem Benjamin

Ephrem Benjamin is the coolest kid on the block. Women who see this cute baby get instantly fertile and start lactating and other babies want to be his friend at first sight.

Due to the fact that this kid is going to be trained in the art of the Dibbs by the master of Dibbs, he himself will become the ultimate master of Dibbs, Dibbs!
The joy this kid is going to bring his parents is beyond measure.
Kid: "Look at this baby, he is soo cool, must be an Ephrem Benjamin"

Random Woman: "Oh look at this cute....Damn..now I need to change my shirt."

Glenn:" Great, still no baby born that has a smaller penis then me!"
by Glenns Noman December 7, 2017
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elijah and benjamin

Elijah and Benjamin have chubble!”
by americanphobe May 28, 2022
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