Bella Swan

Verb: An act of clumsiness or stupidity.

I pulled a Bella Swan in Wal-Mart today, someones going to be doing their job

by betting--on--alice April 22, 2009

Bella Swan

1. A character in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight

2. A pretty swan

3. A random act of clumsiness or stupidity

3. I pulled a Bella Swan today and accidentally went flying over the sofa.

by diddly oop November 2, 2006

Bella Swan

1. A necrophiliac who is also very clumsy. May or may not be insane saying that vampires sparkle. Also has been known to have bestiality with a wolf. If you see her run very far away.

2. A girl closely related to Mary Sue, they might be twins.

OMG is that Bella Swan? Run away!!!!!!

I think I'm going to do a Bella Swan and bang some dead dudes and wolves.

by goanddie April 16, 2010

Bella Swan

A co-dependent whore who can't think about anything but sex. Becomes suicidal if her gay sparkly boyfriend dumps her. A lot a people consider her a bitch. This is true but she is also a slut!

That girl is so easy, she is such a whore." ... "I wonder if she is related to Bella Swan?

by AlphaWolfMika January 26, 2011

Bella Swan

The main character in the 'Twilight' series. A girl who somehow has to choose between Beastiality and Necrophilia.

"Should I choose the furry, or the sparkly?" - Bella swan

by TheBigMystery April 21, 2010

Bella Swan

Bella swan is a stupid bitch who dosen't deserve Edward or Jacob. She also thinks that everyone loves her. Although she is the most retarded character in the Twilight series everyone wants to be her

look at bella Swan she's such a slut

bella: oh jacob doing this for me cause he loves me!! aww soo sweet
Jacob: no i'm not you stupid bitch! i don't love you anymore... i like your daughter cause your a whore

by harry potter nerd March 19, 2009

Bella Swan

The main character of the Twilight series. written as exceptionally clumsy with unbelievable bad luck. described to be very beautiful yet highly insecure.

She moves from Phoenix, AZ to Forks WA to live with her father. upon settling in the most sunless peninsula in the United States she meets and falls madly in love with Edward Cullen who is a vampire.

Her incredible bad luck and "mouthwatering sent" attract Edward Cullen thus resulting in a complicated and obsessive relationship.

Through Breaking Dawn, she marries Edward and becomes Bella Cullen.

God i wish i was Bella Swan, shes got beauty and Edward!

Dont trip and pull a Bella Swan.

by TrinityLife October 29, 2008