A phenomenon where a man shaves everything but his testicles, turning his penis into a bearded dragon.
I stretched her out with my bearded dragon.
by yoyodada November 05, 2014
When a red headed woman forgets to shave her vagina for a few days and a man rubs his face on the now grown in stubble of a beard.
by Dragon Slayer 69 July 11, 2008
When having oral sex with a woman, grab her head as you blow so that all the sperm goes in, this should result in some running out of her nose, making hear resemble a chinese bearded dragon
by bunse July 10, 2009
Jack: Did you hear about Max?
Alex: No, what happened?
Jack: Aleisha was about to suck him off until he pulled out his bearded-dragon, then she bolted!
Alex: Hahaa, oh man, I've always told him his ecessive body hair would hold him back one day...
Alex: No, what happened?
Jack: Aleisha was about to suck him off until he pulled out his bearded-dragon, then she bolted!
Alex: Hahaa, oh man, I've always told him his ecessive body hair would hold him back one day...
by BeachBoi July 13, 2010
a drink consisting of 1 part rum, 2 parts tequila, 3 parts
lemon juice, 3 parts lime juice, and 1/2 part of jalapeno juice.
lemon juice, 3 parts lime juice, and 1/2 part of jalapeno juice.
by Joe Tricna December 06, 2007
when a man forcefully opens the mouth of anything and gives one violent bone shattering thrust into the throat of the victim.
by nigger bitch boob July 02, 2010
uncircumsized, unshaven large penis
by Darren Batt July 02, 2003