My bearded dragon was taking a beardies bath and got freaked out by his reflection and started trying to eat his own face.
by Jeffy! May 13, 2005
When the ball sack hangs low and instead of the balls resting on her chin, they sag down and press against her neck when receiving oral
He looked down to see that his balls were on her neck, causing her to look a bit like a bearded dragon
by rachiebabygirl January 13, 2007
A phenomenon where a man shaves everything but his testicles, turning his penis into a bearded dragon.
I stretched her out with my bearded dragon.
by yoyodada November 05, 2014
Jack: Did you hear about Max?
Alex: No, what happened?
Jack: Aleisha was about to suck him off until he pulled out his bearded-dragon, then she bolted!
Alex: Hahaa, oh man, I've always told him his ecessive body hair would hold him back one day...
Alex: No, what happened?
Jack: Aleisha was about to suck him off until he pulled out his bearded-dragon, then she bolted!
Alex: Hahaa, oh man, I've always told him his ecessive body hair would hold him back one day...
by BeachBoi July 13, 2010
a drink consisting of 1 part rum, 2 parts tequila, 3 parts
lemon juice, 3 parts lime juice, and 1/2 part of jalapeno juice.
lemon juice, 3 parts lime juice, and 1/2 part of jalapeno juice.
by Joe Tricna December 06, 2007
when a man forcefully opens the mouth of anything and gives one violent bone shattering thrust into the throat of the victim.
by nigger bitch boob July 02, 2010