The Great Jelly Bean War of Easter 2019

A war that took place between two sisters, age 9 and 14. It happened while their mother was at work, and uncle was on the back patio. This is why you should never leave us kids alone in the house. Needless to say, there was a large mess afterwards, and they did not clean up as well as they thought they did, as today, Wednesday, May 15th, 2019, they discovered the leftover missiles (jelly beans) under the couch and in the cushions. Their mom only found out today, when the 14 year old opened her mouth and spilled the beans about the war that even their uncle knew nothing about.

~The fourteen year old
ps- I really need to learn to keep my mouth shut when it comes to things that can potentially get me in trouble...

The Great Jelly Bean War of Easter 2019 was a brutal war with many casualties.

by FlowerPetal0720 May 15, 2019

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The best Minecraft player you will ever meet

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The act of a white girl sucking a mexicans dick.

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The opposite of dank when referring to memes.

Can be used interchangeably as an adjective or a noun; abbreviated to 'BW'.

Originates from the tweet: 'Hey Starbucks I'm not using your made up language give me a medium beanwater'

Typically used for a meme that would only appeal to people who have a basic and stunted sense of humour and are easily amused by low-effort memes and jokes. Related: Boomer Humour.

*Friend posts terrible meme looking for laughs*

"Mate, that is proper beanwater"

"BW"

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