BATTLENESS

level of battle power

I had to know what his battleness was in order to set him in the game

by Annimal666 January 3, 2023

Battledome

This interaction is designed for two guys, preferably gay. First, guy #1 gives guy #2 a blowjob, and then snowballs the semen into guy #2's anus. Next, guy #2 gives guy #1 a blowjob, snowballs it into guy #1's mouth, who then snowballs it again, into guy #2's anus. This is called a battledome because, in theory, the two sperm ejaculations could fight for dominance over guy #2's anus.

John: Hey there sexypants, the word on the street is that your sperm are a bunch of pussies.

Connor: Aw hell naw bitch, my sperm can beat the crap out of yours any day. Let's battledome right here. I'll hold it, get on your knees punk.

John: You're lucky I'm a raging homosexual.

by xWhorex May 18, 2007

battlestone

The person i envy.

I envy Battlestone

by Squall the Impaler March 28, 2004

Battlestone

A huge whiny cunt.

Dude, stop going all Battlestone on us!

by El Mino March 8, 2004

open battlenet

The place where all the H4X0rz on D2 hang out to duel and shit.

guy: OMG LIEK I MADE MY OWN '13371337 Ch4RM OF TELEWALKING OMGZORZ'
guy2: OMG CAN I HVAE SUM O' DAT????

by lawlz February 13, 2005

battleneck

Noun
1. A person or process clogging a flow of work who/which refuses to change, therefore becoming a bottleneck which one needs to battle through to achieve a desired outcome.

The employee who processes my requests for access to this area is a battleneck in my ability to provide service for my customers.

by whybenormal October 24, 2023