banhammer

Sexual action when rammin' da booty

I could banhammer.

by soulmate July 2, 2004

Banhammer

A powerful weapon wielded by Administrators and Moderators alike. It has unparalleled power to ban retards, trolls, hackers (1337 h4x0rz), and the high-pitched ATYO (annoying twelve year old) from chat rooms and games. It is also included in some games as an equippable item with the disputed ability to hit over 9000. Beware the hammer.

Guy 1: Hey what's up?
Guy 2: I was fucking banhammered. >:(
Mom: Use appropriate language!
Guy 1: Was there a mod?
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up of course there was a motherfucking mod.
*Guy 2 has been banned from chat for: Inappropriate language*
Guy 1: Dude you just got banned in real life.
Guy 2: ...

by Ri shai koi nallsh December 20, 2010

banhammer

(usually in videogames) The ability of a server moderator or administrator to ban people connected to the server, imagined as a physical hammer which is "swung" at rule-breakers.

The banhammer spoke, and I couldn't play on my favorite Minecraft server anymore.

by urbandictionaryuser232456 August 28, 2025

Banhammer Baseball

The game played by trolls on forums, usually involving moderators and/or administrators as the team up to bat and the trolls as the infielders and outfielders. The pitch is the troll posting something against forum rules, the swing is the mod/admin threatening to ban if the troll posts one more trolling post. A strikeout is when the troll doesn't get banned or doesn't post again while a home run is when the troll continues to troll and thus gets banned.

Yeah, some troll decided to play banhammer baseball last night on the forum. He was given a warning, and his response was a "sorry" followed by more trolling and whining... and then the admin scored a home run and banned the clown.

by ratdude747 June 17, 2013

Thor's Banhammer

A veritable boomerang, any member of anon can take up the Banhammer to smite losers in a fell swoop. It expands to infinity once equipped and can be folded into a pea-drop in your pocket.

It is the ultimate tool of anon and can be taken anywhere.

Used for smiting.

Scumbag Steve: Wanna hear me free-style?
Loloki: Lotso zeros behind this guy's checks.

Shortacat: Purr, purr do thaaat.
Anon: <Thor's Banhammer>
Scumbag Steve: Harumph! I need to work on stealing mixtapes.

/retires to mom's basement for seven years.
Chorus: CP!!!

by Tasha G. Uden March 29, 2011

Shadow of the Banhammer

An Independant film By Robinawitz Willams II in association with the MNG. The film is a satire of the internet and video games alike.

"Shadow of the Banhammer is early in pre-production."

by DemiLovesEverybody March 7, 2008

Lock Legion Banhammer Style

Basically a bunch of Angry Bastards who are Flash Animator rejects from Newgrounds who will automatically Ban your ass if who disagree with your ass if you do one of the following Methods:
-Love Joe Biden and Admit Trump is a Devil!
-Say anything about Switzerland or even Turkey Rumors had it that PeachLock is a Transgender Half-Turkish White guy
-Talk about Samegame or Lavagasm's ex girlfriend about Venuslock being a 50 cent Whore in Sweden rather than an actual human being.
-Mention anything Corpsegrinder or McNeb is extra Bonus points for asking an ass-Whooping and a Permaban
-Worship Former Foreverkul or RedbullLock, This will guarantee you to never come back to Lock Legion Discord Servers.
- Piss MasterLock or MP3Lock off the Server, You will probably get a Racial Slur as a special role on Discord if you dare to go that far!

StrawberryLock is no longer the leader, TrashLock is a Moderator now and Samegame as well as Stressball and YarnLock are in Charge now. So, Don't shove a Dildo up their asses!

Here is a Newbie who just joined the Lock Legion on Discord, Little did the Noob know... He pissed off someone and got kicked out of the Discord Server and that's how these bunch of Rejects did the Lock Legion Banhammer Style. Some Clocks are invited but only the ones who don't suck on Bitclock or give Strawberryclock the blowjob next to his fuckbuddy Pube Kermit! When He or she gets banned, they are both forced to watch 1 hour version of Meatspin and it may be a PC Virus later lol!

by Arika Cho cho Butterface January 2, 2021