Ballston Spa

Ballston spa is a irrelevant place with a bottle mesuem. We have no famous people visit here, we have no famous people from here. Come visit us!

Person 1: You know that person from ballston spa?

Person 2: no...

by FriendlyPaperBag December 21, 2016

Balltron

(n) A guy who thinks regularly striking his fellow men in the balls is of noteworthy comedic value. He is usually a boring guy with a dry sense of humor who does not know how to behave when suddenly thrust into a group of sociable male colleagues.

(n) A robot whose hull alloy consists of at least 97% harvested human testicles.

Fucking balltron ran up and hit me in the balls with a biology book.

by Freshcookies March 5, 2011

Ballston Lake

Small lake town in Upstate New York, also a bit of a hidden gem. Cooler than all of Burnt Hills, Charlton and Glenville combined. The people that live there are all alcoholics and Dave Matthews Band fans. A place where rednecks and people who can afford to drop 100 grand on a boat live in harmony. Residents of Ballston Lake are generally fun, humble people who are also batshit crazy.

“Where are you from?”

“Ballston Lake”

“Never heard of it”

“Oh… do you know where Saratoga is?”

by Urmom196922 April 20, 2022

Ballston Spa Highschool

the only place where you can find one kid taking down 3 adults, kids passed out in the bathroom, and kids swallowing each other in the hallways. Oh, and don't forget how all teachers are always high asf.

Ballston spa highschool needs more supervision.

by phillybilly June 15, 2022

Ballstrangling

Strangling someone using your balls.

"Yo my homie just told me he ballstrangled someone"

"Ballstrangling should be a crime"

"Yeah but it's kinda hot"

by Macaronifart2 July 4, 2022

Ballston Spa

A town in Upstate NY where Donald Trump never stopped being President.

You know that common plot in comics where there is like an entire town full of secret Nazis? Ballston Spa is that town in real life.

by UpstateNY@$$hole August 10, 2022