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Bacon Strip 

The poop streak left on floor when your cat drags ass across it after leaving the litter box.
Zera left a bacon strip on my floor again. She's too fat to clean down there, so she uses my floor like it's her toilet paper.

bacon strip 

One who displays a level of behavior consistent with over-indulging in large amounts of alcohol and narcotics. It is the highest state of intoxication reached just prior to loss of consciousness.
OMG - did you see Quadro last night? He stayed up all night guzzling and huffing the solder gobbler - what a bacon strip!!
bacon strip by Bush59 September 20, 2009

bacon strip 

Proper use of a razor. The pussy has a little strip of vertical hair above it. See landing strip, helps guide me when I'm drunk.
That stripper had glitter on her bacon strip.
bacon strip by Beast November 18, 2003

Bacon Strip 

After taking a shit at someone's house, usually at a party, before wiping yourself you find a cornered wall in the bathroom, while spreading your cheeks you slide in a downward motion on that corner leaving behind shit strips that resemble a strip of bacon.
Goddamn it! Rob got drunk again and used the corner of the bathroom wall as toilet paper. Leaving a mighty bacon strip in my parent's bathroom.
Bacon Strip by RudeMood69420 January 29, 2020

bacon strip dick 

strips of poo after you do a girl in the butt
Dude, i got a bacon strip dick..

lick the bacon strip 

To perform oral sex on your gals fajita
ummmmmm come over here lou, that bacon your sizzling looks mighty juicy, i might have to cum and give it a good licken!!!!!

Wooooooooohh thats some juicy bacon hunny!