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BPA

acronym

BPA, or Big Penis Aura, is defined as the general air of imperturbable awesome that a man of significant endowment exudes at all times. A good example of BPA is seen in the behavior of motorcycle cops, who regardless of the possibility of being shot in the face and/or groinal region, still approach a pulled over vehicle with all the attitude and condescension one would expect from a nuclear-armed POTUS addressing a heckling girl scout troop.
"When D strutted into the room hips first with that look of total determination on his face, my testes shriveled in fear. His BPA intimidated the shit out of me."

"Barack Obama won the election because of his BPA. No man of ordinary genital disposition could project such charisma and self-assurance."
by Ickle Wifey January 10, 2010
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bpa

any large pink stuffed ape used in a sexual manner
He has a bpa he boinks while watching porn.
by tonytonedeaf December 9, 2008
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BPA Free

A man who is willing to sexually experiment with other men. The term is derived from the similarity of the BPA free symbol and the tips of two penis' touching.
That Wayne dude is BPA free for sure, i saw him Fish hook some dude then sniff the Duck Butter
by gshuddy October 6, 2008
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BPA Baseball

The Worst travel baseball team in California.
The team BPA gets run ruled every time in a baseball game. BPA Baseball stands for bad performance academy.
by Doug Dennis June 5, 2019
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Boner Pill Adventure (BPA)

overdosing on boner pills(aka viagra), then going out to a public place (ex. a mall), throwing up everywhere with a giant boner, until eventually passing out.
dude, the boner pill adventure (BPA) last night was amazing i think an model was staring at my dick.- bpa-er

well duh, you had a raging boner, and you were throwing up everywhere.- friend
by drewzorz December 3, 2009
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BPA (bears per arrow)

A rating only experienced hunters use when describing their shit. It describes how many bears an arrow can kill.
"say man, can you tell me the BPA (bears per arrow) on this thing?"
response, "Obviously a 4."
by Port-side Petey May 6, 2010
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bpa state

Something retards don't make.

@lagan
Lagan did not make BPA state
by bpaillinois February 6, 2018
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