Basford-Pruning

Basford-Pruning is the act of grooming one self. Most often associated with the trimming of the pubic region, but can also mean a beard trim or hair cut. Most often used before a hot date or before an important occasion.

Guy One: You taking that girl out tonight?
Guy Two: Yeah, better get a jiffy on need to have a Basford-pruning before I meet her
Guy One: Hopeful of getting lucky then?
Guy Two: Always best to be prepared

by MrBDog84 August 29, 2013

basfugual

A basfugual is a type of poo that breaches s the water line and makes contact with the bottom of the toilet bowl fully intact and of its own accord before being released from the anus

A basfugual is a type of poo that breaches s the water line and makes contact with the bottom of the toilet bowl fully intact and of its own accord before being released from the anus

by Gramma natsi July 19, 2019

Paul Basford

a yr 11 coordinator who teaches at east doncaster secondary college short as edsc, likes to roasts ppl and calls ppl's full name when they're having class

students having class
Paul Basford walks into class without knocking, yells out student's full name
new yr 11: bro why didn't he knock and just call out my first name
yr 11 at edsc: yh right he is Paul Basford

by nani?3030 March 13, 2022

Local basford fene

shak a bumcrack who sniffs crack and smokes pebs

yo he’s a local basford fene

by shaks a fene June 7, 2022