we all hate balloon boy
by Sin and con January 26, 2022
Dude, I performed my first Balloon Boy last night behind Waffle House. There was so much cum! They got Pfeifered!
by Burnt Reynolds January 07, 2018
Falcon Heene, a six year old boy who may or may not have accidentally taken off in his father's helium balloon near Denver, Colorado, USA, on October 15, 2009. His whereabouts are as yet unknown.
Where is Balloon Boy?!?
by stevem1191 October 15, 2009
A critical illness that causes lying to police and other rescue teams, as well as making everyone think your child is in danger, when he is really in your attic.
by MikfozHasLupus November 17, 2009
To be given a balloon for whatever occasion and forced to carry it around all day during school, work, etc... granting you unwanted attention.
This definition is in reference to the balloon boy incident that occurred 10/15/09.
This definition is in reference to the balloon boy incident that occurred 10/15/09.
Asshole #1: Happy birthday, take this balloon!
Asshole #2: Thanks alot asshole... guess I can hold on to it for the rest of the day haha....
Asshole #1: Bitch, It's your birthday.
Asshole #2 Ugh.....I'm stuck in the motherfucking Balloon Boy Paradox now.
Asshole #2: Thanks alot asshole... guess I can hold on to it for the rest of the day haha....
Asshole #1: Bitch, It's your birthday.
Asshole #2 Ugh.....I'm stuck in the motherfucking Balloon Boy Paradox now.
by electromagneticpropertiesatoms October 23, 2009
A self-absorbed, fame-seeking person who will do anything other than get a real job. Inspired by reality show hopeful Richard Heene.
"The neighborhood association was opposed to David's plans to set up a music studio/amphitheater/sperm collection business in his home, calling him a 'balloon boy entrepreneur' who would do anything to avoid honest work."
by AngusParvo January 12, 2010
Dad 1: "My kid is the fucking shit at sports; yeah Jimmy, break his fucking neck!"
Dad 2: "What the hell? They're playing basketball, and our kids are on the same team. Not to mention they are 10."
Dad 1: "stfu my boy pwns. He could kick your ass"
Dad 2: " You're a fucking Balloon Boy Dad aren't you?"
Dad 2: "What the hell? They're playing basketball, and our kids are on the same team. Not to mention they are 10."
Dad 1: "stfu my boy pwns. He could kick your ass"
Dad 2: " You're a fucking Balloon Boy Dad aren't you?"
by mrjubjub April 21, 2010