Awesome Sauce

A substance extremely similar to Crack.

The difference, however, is one is made as the result of unicorns firing magical lasers into the sun, which, in turn, refracts a fire-rainbow onto the moon, where it is then collected by space chinchillas, packaged in crystal jars made from orphan tears, and sent in a rocket back to Earth.

The other you just buy from your local Jimmy.

...Wait, wait, WHAT?

That's not even CLOSE to Awesome Sauce, biddy, WHAT WRONG WIT YOU?

Awesome Sauce by Lumennex August 28, 2011

awesome sauce

a way to describe something that is more awesome then just regular awesome. in other words, when the word awesome just can't describe how awesome something is.

Bill: Dude, that Cheesecake was Awesome!
Dave: no, it was Awesome Sauce!

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It's not just Awesome, Its Awesome Sauce!

awesome sauce by David Mancini April 19, 2006

Awesome Sauce

an adjective to describe anything and everything that is just totally EPIC!!!

DUDE!!!! That was a huge bowl of awesome sauce!!!

Awesome Sauce by allora15 November 2, 2010

Awesome Sauce

How a shy or awkward person would tell you that the love you.

Yea, Andy, Awesome Sauce.

Awesome Sauce by coolio579 April 3, 2011

Awesome Sauce

The sticking of the word Awesome and Sauce to claim that a certain object or activity is an awesome brew, or soup.

Basically the object or activity has more 'Awesome' in it than most objects and activities in it's genre.

'I'm going to make a webpage of bagels and pornography.'
"Sounds like Awesome Sauce to me."

Awesome Sauce by Anime_Bri January 22, 2004

awesome sauce

somthing that is so awesome that they should make a sauce out of it.

holy shit! going to see Avatar while high was awesome sauce!!! I puked!!!!!!!!!!

awesome sauce by Assclown2 May 20, 2010

Awesome Sauce

The thrid greatest substance in existance, the other two in order being frog king and frog king with awesome sauce. This phrase represents an extremly rare event or occurance that is awesome beyond all ability to measure to the point that it should never be forgotten and a memorial built in it's honor. An event so epic that only frog king could make it better, especially when combined with the awesome sauce.

It is rumored that the atomic bombs used on Hiroshima and Nagasaki used Awesome Sauce, when they exploded the release of so much awesome is what destroyed both cities and the residual awesomness is still having an effect on the nation today. Another rumor states that every god in existance obtained their power by consuming awesome sauce, the reason they were worshiped, but over time the power of the sauce wore off and the religion quickly fell apart shortly after. It is beleived that when one partakes of awesome sauce, they can impregnate a thousand virgins through nothing more than looking at them, a power rumored to be posessed by many rock and metal artists.

In recent years though individuals who are short-sighted have begun to use awesome sauce to describe event in their lives that either A) nobody cares about but them or B) are no more awesome than mindblowing in nature, a level that is several tiers below that of awesome sauce, and therefore undeserving of the title.

Woodstock 1977 was awesome sauce
Ozzfest is awesome sauce
Least I Could Do is made from awesome sauce

Awesome Sauce by Stuart Connolly November 30, 2010