Awesome Blossom Possum 

To start off he is not an opossum but a possum (they have bushy tail). By far the lamest super hero ever to spring up from the complicated twisted memory of a child. He is a possum with a pink cape and a flower fashioned on top of it's head. It's only power is "flower power" basically it's signature. In this it spews sunlight amongst other things from atop the flower on it's head. Yes pretty strange... Oh well that's what you get when you mix soda with roars and everything nice...

Bob:It's a bird, it's a plane it's wha!?
John:What the hell is that thing!
Bob:Get the fly swatter!
John:Will do!
Bob:Pink cape?
Awesome Blossom Possum:I'm straight...

Awesome Blossom Possum by MooFly April 4, 2009

The Awesome Blossom

When 3 men standing in a triangle hold the penis of the man to their right and also his arm. When the other two assume this position it forms a blossom shape when viewed from above. Finally, all three move their arms simultaneously in a rapid side to side motion.

The Awesome Blossom is the Wesley Snipes of Dutch Rudders

David: "Jake and Nik, that was an awesome blossom we had last night."

The Awesome Blossom by Sameeh January 12, 2010

awesome possum blossom 

White supremacists

Paul is such an awesome possum blossom.

awesome possum blossom by DaScandinavian June 29, 2015

awesome possum cherry blossom

Something that is really really awesome. A word to use when you don't just want to use awesome, but you don't want to use any other word.

"Dude, that pie was awesome possum cherry blossom!!"

awesome possum cherry blossom by acetaminophen May 9, 2012