Chinese Astronaut 

Sexual position in which two hands are entered into the vagina, moved apart to widen said vagina, and then face inserted between the hands. Derives its name from the eyes being pinned between hands and stretched backward.

"Dude, I totally just gave my girlfriend a Chinese Astronaut. I must have looked like a chink in there!"

Chinese Astronaut by NigNogger November 6, 2009

God Is An Astronaut 

An irish post-rock band known for their instrumental music and kick-ass live light effects. They never sing, but occasionally moan.

They are also known as "the band whose shit got stolen in the U.S."

LPs

The End of the Beginning (2002)
All Is Violent, All Is Bright (2005)
Far from Refuge (2007)
God Is an Astronaut (2008)
Age of the Fifth Sun (2010)

God Is An Astronaut by havet1337 June 15, 2010

[your mothers an astronaut] 

'astronaut' = his mom was a spaced-out junkie/druggie so the guy or girl was born of a polluted womb, therefore being all f***ed/messed up.

Made famous, however not originated by, the movie "White Men Can't Jump."

~"If you could count you'd be an astronaut"
-"Hey Gary "your mothers an astronaut"
~"Leave my momma outta this"
-"Me sayin your mothers an astronaut is just another way of sayin' your all f***ed up"

[your mothers an astronaut] by pablo mastroeni December 20, 2008

Austranada 

As parts of Canada are taken over by Aussies e.g. Banff... it slowly becomes Australian.

This place shall now be known as property of Austranada.

I'm Austranadian and proud.

Austranada by Sasben February 4, 2009

Astronaut In The Ocean 

that song on tiktok that donald trump is supposedly using to communicate with his supporters now that he is banned from twitter

"Hey did you hear that coded song?"

"Astronaut In The Ocean?"

Astronaut In The Ocean by frenchfryshitballs May 6, 2021

Asstronaut

Male who has a particular penchant for anal sex or one who is known for being skilled in this dark art. The Asstronaut is said to seek deep space, making it a clever play on words.

Toby is famed for being an Asstronaut and likes nothing more than probing your anus.

Asstronaut by Mel Carroll May 23, 2008

go astronaut 

`verb; meaning to get so obsessively jealous in a relationship, one would go to extraordinary methods to hurt a potential competitor.

Used on some late night TV after the February 2007 incident where a lovesick astronaut, Lisa Nowak, drove 900 miles in diapers to confront and threaten a rival for the affections of her boy friend

Not as fatal as going postal, in most cases...

Actually it seems everybody on the OC is ready to go astronaut at the same time.

My first wife went astronaut on my girlfriend when she found out I took her to Branson for her birthday. Fortunately the cops were there

go astronaut by digitalflack December 14, 2008