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assfagmorgasm

The nick name for someone who you decribe in too many words, so you have to use an acronym. Used for the outrageously inappropriate, but still sorta funny type person. The kind of person that makes you wanna punch him in one minute, but the next he makes you giggle, but only a little, because the next minutes you're in the fighting mood again.
Looking at nick, and thinking, we devised a "nick"name, which ended up being, assfagmorgasm.
by holmmm19 December 26, 2007
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assfag

When someones ass is homosexual.

When they fart, it makes a sound that is similiar to nothing.

Fatass. Cockshit. Niggaslut.

See: Andrew Price
"Hey i just farted." "Well i didnt fucking hear it assfag."

"Hey evan ur fat and also an assfag.
by nigga April 15, 2005
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assfaggot

One who takes a cock in thyn ass.
Brad is an assfaggot. He works at a chocolate factory as a fudgepacker.
by Steve Viola February 27, 2008
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austag

A fag that enjoys ruining people's dreams.
He's mean to his friends and family.
"Austag, you're such a goddamn fag."
"I hope you get pushed down the stairs by Austag."
by urmom111 November 5, 2013
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assfaggot

a homosexual who only takes it in the ass or gives it. but doesnt like cock but is still s butt-fucker
dude, i think frasier is a huge assfaggot
by alex santana July 22, 2004
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Assfaggot

A homosexual who uses his sexuality as a weapon by shoving hampsters up their asshole, records public gay porn and wanks on the bus with porn
Jimmy: hey could you not like... record gay porn outside my house, my kids are creeped out.
Assfaggot: hey respect my rights! ooo jeezus christ!
by assjuicer342 November 1, 2022
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assfaggots

An interjection used to enter any conversation where you are unsure about the topic. Can also be used to universally answer and intentionally annoy or undermine the previous topic of conversation. The standard form used to enter a conversation is a question; "Do you mean assfaggots?"
Person I (in conversation with Person II): Hey, did you see that new episode of {insert primetime television program here} last night?

(Person III walks in)

Person III: You mean assfaggots?

Person II (in conversation with Person I): Have you heard that new single by {insert musical performance artist(s) here}?

(Person III walks in)

Person III: You mean assfaggots?
by Captain Manifesto July 7, 2011
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