assccess

Refers to the state of someone's permitting you to touch his/her posterior.

Tiffany usually allows me unrestricted assccess to her juicy "real estate"; she just asks that I remember to always warm my hands first.

by QuacksO March 9, 2019

Pansexual (abscess addiction based stimulant)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Pansexual (abscess addiction based stimulant)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Otitis "Abscess" Media: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.

Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Otitis "Abscess" Media: The First Juvenile Release.

by TheAngelNumberAreSlinkies February 7, 2025

A Saige Mercer (Abscess)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Saige Mercer (Abscess)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025

I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.

What I call homo-sapiens who addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Empyrio Merotoliz (Perianal Abscess): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Empyrio Merotoliz (Perianal Abscess): The First Juvenile Release

by AnyFrequencyAuditor January 28, 2025

Shimmy Shimmy Yaw (Perianal Abscesses).

What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses¡¿.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Yes.
Person 1: Shimmy Shimmy Yaw (Perianal Abscesses).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025