Area 51 Raid 

Yesterday, September 20th, 2019- a date which will live in infamy-the United States was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naruto runners and kyles of the Empire of Reddit. I ask that the Congress declare that since the unprovoked and dastardly attack by Reddit on Friday, September 20th, a state of war has existed between the United States and the Reddit Empire.

The Karens took us by surprise on our left flank during the Area 51 raid, we never saw it coming

Area 51 Raid by epicgamer678 August 28, 2019

Area 51 raid 

The raid that was supposed to happen on the September 20th, 2019, with almost 3 million people saying they would come, but turned into a festival with 150 people attending, instead. It was enjoyable either way.

Guy 1: The Area 51 raid was disappointing.

Guy 2: Nah, it was great. I had a lot of fun.

Area 51 raid by UwOOwU September 27, 2019

Area 51 Raid 

Cringy Facebook meme that a bunch of Redditors and normies think is so hilarious, they will never stop reposting their cringeworthy attempts at humor.

It's not funny, it's never going to be funny, and if you think it's funny - there's a better than average chance most of your friends only begrudgingly tolerate you.

Person: Haha bro, you going to the Area 51 raid?
Any respectable person: Fuck off you cringy autist

Area 51 Raid by Ayylmaoman July 24, 2019

Area 51 raid 

The raid that was supposed to happen on September 20th, 2019, with almost 3 million people saying they would come, but turned into a festival with 150 people attending, instead. It was enjoyable either way.

Guy 1: The Area 51 raid was disappointing.

Guy 2: Nah, it was great. I had a lot of fun.

Area 51 raid by UwOOwU September 27, 2019

Area 51 Raid 

Thousands of people died on this day, 95 percent were suicidal.

We missed those who died during The Area 51 Raid.

Area 51 Raid by Jelly,bryutkvvhj,chfkycfkvgjlC September 18, 2019

Area 51 Raid 2019 

A bunch of dumbasses created a Facebook event pledging to raid Area 51 to learn secrets about aliens. They won’t do it because they are afraid of getting shat on by Area 51 guards. My friends want me to go, but hell no!

Brian: Yoo lets go to the Area 51 Raid 2019 on September 20,!
Devon: No biatch

Area 51 Raid 2019 by BoschMaster22 July 13, 2019