What was alleged to be a massive violent raid resulting in thousands of casualties, turned out to be just a really dope festival with people dressed up in funny alien costumes. No one had the intentions of breaking into the facility, and only one person got arrested. Everyone was just having a jolly good ol' time with the spacey bois.
Everyone before september 20 2019: R.I.P to all the thousands that are gonna get massacred in the Area 51 raid
Me after september 20 2019: Um, it was just a whimsical alien-cosplaying party. Even the military guys were having a good time. Sure looked helluva fun.
Me after september 20 2019: Um, it was just a whimsical alien-cosplaying party. Even the military guys were having a good time. Sure looked helluva fun.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 22, 2019
A raid on a government facility that supposedly hides spacey bois. The raid is to see them aliens and hopefully bring home as a pet.
Dan: I’m so tired of my alien waking me up at 3:00 AM asking how to use the microwave
Charlie: it was worth it we finally got to see this spacey bois in the Area 51 raid
Charlie: it was worth it we finally got to see this spacey bois in the Area 51 raid
by OhMyReflect July 17, 2019
The raid that was supposed to happen on the September 20th, 2019, with almost 3 million people saying they would come, but turned into a festival with 150 people attending, instead. It was enjoyable either way.
by UwOOwU September 28, 2019
The raid that was supposed to happen on September 20th, 2019, with almost 3 million people saying they would come, but turned into a festival with 150 people attending, instead. It was enjoyable either way.
by UwOOwU September 28, 2019
A bunch of dumbasses created a Facebook event pledging to raid Area 51 to learn secrets about aliens. They won’t do it because they are afraid of getting shat on by Area 51 guards. My friends want me to go, but hell no!
by BoschMaster22 July 14, 2019
by Jelly,bryutkvvhj,chfkycfkvgjlC September 18, 2019