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Gear Aquisition Syndrome

Also known as G.A.S.

This condition afflicts musicians and singers of all kinds, but seems to be especially virulent in electric guitar players. It is typified by an uncontrollable urge to buy, beg, borrow or steal the latest piece of musical equipment seen in a store, in a magazine, on TV or on another musician.
Poverty is the only known prevention (and only known cure) for the disease.
G.A.S. is the most likely explanation for any musician who possesses more than the required number of his/her chosen instrument (ie more than 1), but is more usually seen in the miriad unnecessary musical accessories hidden around the victim's room - such as amplifiers, electronic tuners, fold-back speakers, amp stands, gigantic speaker and PA stacks, guitar polish, guitar polishing cloths, several grades of strings, multiple gig bags full of things which buzz, click or glow in the dark, and, and, and....
by Cath Perry March 16, 2005
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Aquinas College

Aquinas College is a school located in Perth dedicated to love between two men. Aquinas College is a school full of skimpy faggots who have the impression that they are cool. Students in this school take joy in clenching each other's

ass cheeks and taking immense pleasure in it. Some things Aquinas students like to do consist of, Swordfighting, widening each other's assholes, viewing of gay porn and anal penetration from behind. If you are in Aquinas and are butthurt by this factual text then you can go fuck yourself.
Davo: Hey I heard we're playing at Aquinas College this week.
Stevo: Shit, I sure hope no faggots dig into my bag and sniff my underwear like last time.
Davo: well there's no guarantee it won't happen, stevo, gay people can't control themselves.
by T💚💙C February 26, 2019
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Aquinas College

Aquinas College is a school made for boys who think they are top shit, but realistically are socially retarded, big foreheaded, snobby faggots who harass chicks for nudes, they also get handed everything and have parents who wave money in everyones faces.

hell cool wannabe eshays.

they are known for being some of the biggest fuckboys, yet don't even pull.

often wear there aquinas hats outside of school to let people know they go there.
Majority are also the size of my toe.
Aquinas College guy: I'm gonna fuck u so hard, surely send, u are so hot, I wanna eat u out so bad

* sees girl in person, can't even say hi*
* stands in corner awkwardly in his wannabe eshay wear*
by wehateacxx May 13, 2019
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Aquimini

The unity of the zodiac symbols aquarius and gemini. Leading to unfathomable creativity and divinity.
Even the sun goes down, heroes eventually die, horiscopes often lie. But sometimes why?, nothin' is for certain, nothin' last forever but until they close the curtain, It's him and I AQUIMINI
by Lucious left Foot the BDF January 5, 2010
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aquadome

the act of getting blown under water similar to roaddome
guy: you see that girl giving that guy some rediculous aquadome in the inflatable pool
by domeminator July 6, 2010
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Aquadump

The act of performing a bowel movement in any body of water, under complete anal submersion. Can also be used as a noun to describe product of said bowel movement. Best done downstream.
Timmy rounded the river bend, preceded by a floating turd. "Dude, where have you been?" I asked him. "There were no bathrooms. Had to pull an aquadump."
by Deeeez Nutts July 5, 2007
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