anal beard

arse hair

Barry: "Tom you tit"
Tom: "Fuck off Barry, why don't you plat my anal beard with your teeth"

by victor audley ramitupmyshitter November 18, 2003

Anal beard

A hairy batti crease like a gorilla.

she made me wax my anal beard.

by Fresh May 5, 2003

anal beard

a beard that sprouts from ones anus

dude,is that an anal beard hang outa your anus?

by henroy and jam-es October 13, 2007