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American Shitizen

An American citizen(technically), who decides to buy a new car to help boost the U.S. economy, but end up buying a Japanese rice-burning piece of shit instead of an American car, having the opposite effect.
American Shitizen

Mike: "Hey guys, I got a new car."

Worker #1:"Oh, Yeah?"

Mike:"Yeah, I decided that I should be a good American citizen, so I bought a new Toyota."

Worker #2:"Mike, you're confused. That makes you a Shitizen, not a citizen."
by IndependentForever November 2, 2009
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GREAT AMERICAN SHITHOLE

A PLACE THAT IS A SHITHOLE. MEANING RUN DOWN.
by BUTTERZCORKLES July 29, 2009
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America's Shittiest

Milwaukee's Best. Beer usually drunken by underage teens who can't afford anything else.
15 yo: Hey lets get some Milwaukee's Best for tonight.

Other 15 yo: Nah. It might be Milwaukee's Best, but it's America's Shittiest. Let's get Natty Lite.
by part irishman September 19, 2009
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americanwhiteguy

americanwhiteguy- (n)
a guy who's white and american, but also a tad off the rails and insane.
Sarah: Have you seen Shawn today?

Rebecca: No, he's off being an americanwhiteguy, you probably won't see him until after the babies are all done cooking.
by samebro420 June 26, 2021
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