Alley oop

An exceeding simple definition that occurs when one has a stupid friend named Maya who may also be ugly, but only in the ways that matter.

Eli: “ALLEY OOP!”
Jamey: “ YeAHhh alley oop”
Maya: “what an alley oop”
Jamey: “it means Maya’s ugly LOL”

by Megachulo brosefski December 18, 2021

Alley oop

A simple explanation is required. Assume you have an exceedingly unintelligent friend named Maya who is also ugly, but only in the ways that matter. Hypothetically, she would be with two fellows called Jamey and Eli.

Eli: “ALLEY OOP”
Jamey: “yeAHHh alley oop!”
Maya: “what does alley oop mean?”
Jamey: “Maya’s ugly LOL”

by Megachulo brosefski December 18, 2021

Alley Oop

When A Person Likes Someone & Uses A Friend To Set Him/Her Up.

Lil Baby - In A Minute “ Brodie Want Her Friend ; Throw An Alley Oop “

by Tebo_1K August 2, 2023

alley-oop

This is not for the weaker man; during intercourse in the verticle, standing position; the male lifts the female onto his shoulders in one fluid motion, and performs cunnilingus.

My buddy John broke his back trying to give a fat chick the alley-oop!!

by samiam4292 March 19, 2007

Alley-Oop

The art of dropping a hot fudge nugget into one's own hand, then walking up to a unsuspecting victim, pulling their underwear back and then slam dunking the before-mentioned hand treasure into their undergarments.

Jermaine got his revenge on his angry boss by dropping an Alley-Oop on him.

by Matty Muchachos March 24, 2017

alley-oop

When you are banging a chick, pull out, come on your friends hand, and he smacks her in the face with it.

Dude, palm out, its alley-oop time

by sexgod6917026 June 24, 2013

Alley-Oop

There's a man in the funny papers we all know
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
He lives way back a long time ago
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
He don't eat nothin' but a bear cat stew
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Well, this cat's name is Alley-Oop
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
He got a chauffeur that's a genuine dinosaur
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
And he can knuckle your head before you count to four
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
He got a big ugly club and a head full of hair
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Like great big lions and grizzly bears
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
(Alley-Oop) He's the toughest man there is alive
(Alley-Oop) Wearin' clothes from a wildcat's hide
(Alley-Oop) He's the king of the jungle jive
(Look at that cave man go) (Scream)
He rides through the jungle, tearin' limbs off of trees

(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Knockin' great big monsters dead on their knees
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
The cats don't bug him 'cause they know better
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
'Cause he's a mean motor scooter and a bad go-getter
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
(Alley-Oop) He's the toughest man there is alive
(Alley-Oop) Wears clothes from a wildcat's hide
(Alley-Oop) He's the king of the jungle jive
(Look at that cave man go) (Scream)
There he goes
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Look at that cave man go
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
He sure is hip, ain't he?
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Like what's happening
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
He's too much
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Ride, daddy, ride
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Hi-yo, dinosaur
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Ride, daddy, ride
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Get 'em, man
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)
Like hips ville
(Alley-Oop, oop, oop, oop-oop)

by Death Menace August 31, 2023