The art of dropping a hot fudge nugget into one's own hand, then walking up to a unsuspecting victim, pulling their underwear back and then slam dunking the before-mentioned hand treasure into their undergarments.
by Matty Muchachos March 24, 2017
When you are banging a chick, pull out, come on your friends hand, and he smacks her in the face with it.
by sexgod6917026 June 19, 2013
when you stretch your erection in a loop to your asshole. from there you can see how many twinkies you can shove through your alley oop
I had one of those "do it yourself" nights so instead of the average jerk off, i instead went kinky and gave myself an alley oop.
by tophieCC September 16, 2010
when you jizz on a chick's hand and she slaps herself in the face with it. analogy comes from the basketball play of the same name. see also: cumshot, cum shot
your mom jerked me off last night and when i busted all over her hand she alley-ooped that shit like steve nash to amare stoudamire! TWO POINTS BIATCH!
by Tim April 10, 2005
A spoken exchange in which one person intentionally sets up a potential or partial joke or insult for another person to complete by finishing said joke or insult.
These jokes or insults may be considered "low-hanging fruit" to outsiders, and may appear to be insensitive to non-participants. However, since these exchanges are usually completed by close friends, and could sometimes be considered a form of inside joke, they are usually facetious in nature. The initiator of the exchange often intends for the joke to be self-deprecating and may initiate a verbal alley-oop in a group setting to break tension or introduce some levity to the environment by joking about himself through a friend.
These jokes or insults may be considered "low-hanging fruit" to outsiders, and may appear to be insensitive to non-participants. However, since these exchanges are usually completed by close friends, and could sometimes be considered a form of inside joke, they are usually facetious in nature. The initiator of the exchange often intends for the joke to be self-deprecating and may initiate a verbal alley-oop in a group setting to break tension or introduce some levity to the environment by joking about himself through a friend.
Guy 1: "Man, why can't this sandwich just make itself?"
Guy 2: "Probably because you don't have a girlfriend."
Guy 1: "Verbal Alley-oop completed... Nicely done."
Guy 2: "Probably because you don't have a girlfriend."
Guy 1: "Verbal Alley-oop completed... Nicely done."
by Doctr_Watson February 07, 2014
Is a basketball play where the ball is thrown towards the rim by one player and another player jumps to catch it and dunk it before touching the floor. A basketball slang term given to the sickest alley-oop dunks.
Allen Iverson threw 2 sick Dunkadelic Alley-Oop's, one to Andre Iguodala and the other to Chris Webber last night. During the 2005 All-Star game Vince Carter threw himself a rediculous Dunkadelic Alley-Oop that was the play of the game.
by Derrick E. Vaughan March 28, 2005
When one person throws up pee-mud into the air and another catches the pee-mud and slams it on the victim's neck.
by username173 October 02, 2018