Allergic Chomp

When a girl is Giving you a blow job, sneezes and bites your dick off. Easily prevented by dusting every once in a while and washing your sheets.

Doctor: Can you tell me why your penis is missing.
Guy: My girl was giving me a Bj and sneezed.
Doctor: Ah, the ol' Allergic chomp.

by Jerkymcstupid August 11, 2010

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allergic to wintertime

meaning very hot or sexy, beautiful
comes from the idea that if your hot then the cold will hurt you

Shes so sexy she must be allergic to wintertime

by ceezy baby January 19, 2006

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Anally Allergic

when a certain food or drink touches your lips you instantly feel the need to shit your brains out violently, leaving you little time to make it to the bathroom, usually just ending up as a really shitty shart!

Oh no thanks, I probably shouldn't have that I am anally allergic, and I don't see a bathroom nearby...i.e no further than a foot.

by LC, Boston December 16, 2009

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google-allergic

people who think they know everything and don't need to do any research about anything.

people who pull 'information' out of their asses.

Girl 1: Hey, you seen Bill lately? He's so annoying.

Girl 2: UGH, I just had another run-in with that Google-allergic nut! What a freak!

by I am Google-tolerant! January 03, 2010

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allergic to people

a disease where people simply rub one the wrong way, and are assumed guilty until proven innocent. in a world of billions of people, it is usually not too long before an 'asshole' is revealed! (probably me!) CERTAINLY not YOU!! -this is a non-discriminatory malady affecting any race, creed

he was allergic to people, he had been stunk on way too often!
she was allergic to people, and consequently kept to herself!!

by michael foolsley December 11, 2009

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