Alistair Morrison

gayest cunt ever (also a cripple)..... will also turn women gay and has to have sexual intercourse 8 times to not be considered a virgin

dan: Fuck off Alistair you crippled cunt

leo: You stupid fuck how did you manage to turn your girlfriend gay
Alistair: sorry guys I can't help it I guess I'm just a Alistair Morrison(virgin)

by dan za(gotta huge)koc November 7, 2017

alistair

Alistair
Scottish - Male
Defender of men.

Alistair has 8 variant forms: Alastair, Alastor, Aleister, Alisdair, Alistaire, Alister, Allister and Aly.

I R TANK, alistair is a common tanker name

by TankerAL January 25, 2008

Alasdair

the closest man will ever get to god
generally is a guy who can charm any woman
anyone who crosses him DIES

alasdair was walking down the street and a black cat crossed half his path then exploded

by Im back! September 15, 2010

Alistair

what you name your baby boy when he is the cutest thing on this planet! Also means Defender of Man!

Oh look, he's almost cute enough to call Alistair

by schmuk June 13, 2008

Alistaired

Alistaired means:
1. getting wasted
2. someone who is well cool

1. "I am getting proper alistaired tonight"
2. girl: "do you like my new dress?"
girl 2: "yes mate, its well alistair!!"

by betsybirdie April 11, 2009

Alasdair

An Alasdair is a person who is clever, smart and talented. They tend to adore Pokemon and are easily lured from their homes by the promise of apples and trampolines.

Alasdairs have been known to scowl at trains, as well.

"What is that Alasdair doing to that Pikachu?"

by goonie8 April 24, 2009

Alistair

My name. Alistair isn't my legal name, since I'm a tranny, but other than that, I am Alistair.

My boyfriend: where's Alistair??
Me: I'M RIGHT HERE MAKING SOME NOODLES

by Gayest rat June 25, 2021