adirondack speedball

the combination of drinking a cup of coffee while smoking a bowl.

Not to worry broski, I'm having an adirondack speedball!

by thedogg11 June 10, 2011

adirondack chair

The act of sneaking up behind your friend and hitting them in the back of the knees with the sharp edge of a kayak paddle. As the person buckles forward in pain, the flat side of the kayak paddle is used to smash in their face. The person is then set into an Adirondack chair and given a Cleveland steamer.

Matt likes to give his friends an Adirondack chair and talk about it with strange women.

by posseof5 July 19, 2014

Adirondack comma

Fuck, and the variations of it, being used excessively within a few sentences. Native to upstate New York, primarily the Adirondacks.

While complaining about work, Mike used the Adirondack Comma, saying fuck/fucking in every other sentence.

by radcad October 25, 2017

Adirondack Commando

An elite group of mountain men who are assigned many missions within the Adirondack Mountains in New York State. Sometimes missions draw this team as far south as Key West, Florida. This brave force of men help maintain world peace by purging the world of iniquity. Men want to kill them; women want to kill for them.

I have always wished to be selected into the ACCF so that I too one day could join the ranks of the elite Adirondack Commandos.

by Records Keeper August 11, 2006

Adirondack Steamer

When a man lays a steamy hot deuce down another man's chest and then proceeds to titty fuck him.

I's gunna give you an Adirondack Steamer boy and you's gunna like"

by Jethro Sipawitz January 16, 2011

Adirondack Bear Claw

When a woman with very large hands gives a man a hand-job.

Bob: "Hey Mike, you know Sally right?"
Mike: "The gal with the huge hands?"
Bob: "Yea,I got an Adirondack Bear Claw."
Mike: "Nice!"
(FistBump)

by Captain Pussy Pirate December 31, 2010

Adirondack Threesome

"A threesome that occurs with one man and one woman" Comes from math challenged Carhartt wearing rednecks who think that 1+1=Threesome

"My perfect Adirondack Threesome is Ginger.......and......and....and me"

by Math Challenged 'Dacker May 3, 2009