Can you help me out here? absoluteopolutoe
by Shar's December 12, 2022
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Man 1 : I am so happy I have a family now, used absolution yesterday. Great way to bond more with your son
Man 2: I know its those small things that matter.
Man 2: I know its those small things that matter.
by geoxd657 April 13, 2018
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Coz every night I will save your life.
And every night I will be with you.
Coz every night I still lay awake in my dream,
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And every night I will come to you.
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Coz every night I still lay awake in my dream,
of an Absolution.
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And every night I will come to you.
But every night it just stays the same in my dream,
of an Absolution.
by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 19, 2021
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¿Estás de acuerdo? ¡ABSOLUTAPUTAMENTE!
Pues absolutaputamente lo tenemos que hacer.
No estoy listo para nada. Absolutaputamente.
Pues absolutaputamente lo tenemos que hacer.
No estoy listo para nada. Absolutaputamente.
by LingDanc803 August 19, 2023
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