kiss an ass cheek

This is basically the same meaning as "Kiss my ass." This phrase is pretty much an extension of that phrase with rearranging and an extra word.

Hey, Mike. Kiss an ass cheek.

by Asshole Bullshit August 13, 2004

my ass cheeks

i got a left, middle and right one

Do you have ass cheeks? yes they are my ass cheeks haha

by gerLD and herry :> June 1, 2021

Grandmas Ass Cheeks

Yo grandmas wrinkly, butt whooping, titty ass giving young black children blow jobs for tapioca pudding!

Black Man A: Yo, what you do last night?
Black Man B: I got some of dat grandmas ass cheeks!

by The_Nigga_JB December 11, 2012

my ass cheeks are dry

When the moistness from your butthole seizes to exist.

" oh damn joe, what's up? " " nothing just chillin with my ass cheeks dry. " " damn man, I hate when the moistness from my ass cheeks discontinues to exist. " " I hate when my ass cheeks are dry. "

by Bluecheerios123 April 16, 2014

Spread dem ass cheeks

When you have established your dominance as an alpha male and proceed to tell her to "spread dem ass cheeks".

Spread dem ass cheeks bitch.

by Rigor_Mortis June 1, 2017

my left ass cheek

A-Half-hearted response to a question that isn't important.

B-Sarcastic response to a serious question.

C-The answer given when asked a question you don't know the answer to. Ususally spoken as a question.

Example for def. A-

Person A- "What are you doing tonight?"
Person B- "My left ass cheek."

Example for def. B-

A- "Where did my purse/keys/wallet go?"
B- "My left ass cheek."

Example for def. C-

A- "Billy, what is the Capital of Zimbabwe?"
b "My left ass cheek?"

by resisdisciple May 18, 2006

Complimate My Ass Cheeks

A phrase you use to insult or express you feel someone lied.

The lady told me this game should be download in 17 minutes. Took 3 days, complimate my ass cheeks man.

by Oreogae May 6, 2022