Cum Artifact

A Cum Artifacts are objects that have acquired online infamy due to having semen as a major part of them.

The most infamous Cum Artifacts are The Pony Cum Jar, The Cumbox, The Cumconut, The Cum Arm, The Jizz Powder and The Cum Dreamcast.

Mom: Hey Johnny, what is this bottle filled with milk i found under your bed?
Johnny: Ma, that's not milk...
Mom: Johnny, are you making Cum Artifacts again?

by TwizzBMRF August 05, 2023

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Roger that artifact

Another phrase for Ok Boomer
Synonyms: Ok Boomer, That's fun ancient one, of corpse

Mom: dinner is ready.
Son: roger that artifact

by zoomernumberone December 02, 2019

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Indian artifact

A discarded liquor bottle.

"The kids are out picking up Indian artifacts for candy money"

by McCooligan July 24, 2009

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Mexican Artifacts

Any trash that you find buried in your yard that you know Mexican workers were.

Wayne: While digging in my yard today me and my dad found some Mexican Artifacts
Stephen: Really? what were they?
Wayne: O you know re bar, Carl's Junior bags, and nails

by Zorloc March 25, 2009

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