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The ultimate weapon. Say this to defeat anyone.
Linguistics: Derived from "ur mom gae"
History: was used to defeat hitler, stalin and mao, as well as convince Abraham Lincoln to abolish slavery
Hitler: I exist
The guy who killed hitler: Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Hitler: *dies*
Everyone else: Hooray! let's build a statue of the guy who killed hitler!
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hurt like a bitch

to hurt- badly!

sometimes by a bitch, but usually one does it to thyself on accident, unless they're emo.
*falls down the stairs*
OW! DAMN THAT SHIT HURT LIKE A BITCH!

*girl pushes you down the stairs*
OW I BROKE MY LEG! IT FREAKIN' HURTS LIKE A BITCH YO! YOU'RE SUCH A HOE! GO HOME!

*emo kid falls down the stairs*
AHHHH! (emo screams) that hurt like a bitch. cool! now i dont need to use the razor!
by gangsta from unda the sea! August 5, 2008
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That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!

What a redneck would say if the redneck and his friends were out messing around with their shirts off and one of them slaps that redneck real hard on the back this is what that redneck would say
Holy crap dude! "That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!"
by URBANNEDICK May 13, 2015
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mothertrucker that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick

An annoying vine that involves a 10-year-old kid subbing in weird words in front of swear words when he gets hurt
by michaelgriffey13 January 15, 2018
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Hurt like a motherfucker

Feel so much grief or emotional wreck that your heart feels like it has shit its pants
Graduating high school and going to college is going to hurt like a motherfucker
by Daffy the Duck May 21, 2016
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hurt like giving a knife a hand job

When I got spurned by Cheryl, it hurt like giving a knife a hand job.
by LeanBeefPasta November 30, 2010
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Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt

the shittiest episode of any show ever!
Guy 1: Did you watch "Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt"
Guy 2: No, that shits ass.
by azBowls January 6, 2021
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