the 3 S's and a haircut 

shit, shower and shave (in that order) with a haircut following the shit.

Johnny: You're looking good today

Martin: Thanks man did the 3 S's and a haircut by midday.

the 3 S's and a haircut by Bob Martin's Martini March 5, 2013

The 3 S's 

Supper, Sex, & Silence... as defined by Chris Rock

"...All a man wants is the three S's!!! Supper, sex, and silence!!! In other words, FEED ME, F*CK ME, and SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!" - Chris Rock

The 3 S's by Scrill September 13, 2005

The 3 S’s 

Shit, shower, shave. The morning ritual that helps men start their day. A time honored tradition that must be performed in this order to achieve maximum freshness.

When you wake up in the morning feeling like shit, take a shit. Then shower, then shave. That’s the 3 S’s.

The 3 S’s by Howimetyourgrandma April 12, 2020

The 3 S's 

Stoners, surfers, and skaters
all the things that represent america

Those dudes represent the 3 s's

The 3 S's by WiLd4U29620 March 27, 2005

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Seeing 3's 

When something doesn't make sense/ add up. (Not even with a calculator)

When you're in math class and your teacher asks you,
"You have 12 chickens and 6 died how many earrings are you wearing at 4:00"

"Man, I'm seeing 3's right now."

Seeing 3's by Caliarama November 18, 2016