5 inch bunch up

The optical illusion created by some jeans and pants that gives the appearance that you have a boner when in reality you don't. AKA pitching a tent

Those blue jeans gave me a killer 5 inch bunch up

by Oobox September 4, 2008

5 inch punisher

A not really long cock, often is punisher in this case used ironically since this is not the most pleasing a penis could be.

Girl: "How long is your D?"
Boy: "I've got a 5 inch punisher!"
Girl: "God bless please no!"
Boy: "Just joking it's around 9 inches long"

by Sheeshsquatch69 June 10, 2020