Morse farting 

Named after inventor Samuel Morse, patterns of flatulence consisting of dits and dahs which can also be transcribed, most commonly onto toilet paper in the form of dots and dashes.

From his earliest youth my father demonstrated an innate talent for Morse farting for which he was, much later in his long and charmed life, eventually formally recognized for his feats of brilliant farting.

Morse farting by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020

Morse Rudder 

When one or more parties engage in phone sex or another electronic method (SMS) with the intent of sexual gratification. A variation of Dutch Rudder in that one party stimulates the other sexually by voice from a remote location rather than in physical contact. Derived from Samuel Morse (Morse code) and Dutch Rudder, circa 2008.

He guided her journey with a Morse Rudder to the Eighth Sea of Ecstasy

Morse Rudder by FZelnod August 9, 2009

Morse High School

Located in PH, SD aka the Skyline area. Morse heads are infamous for their parties, drink ups, inappropriate swanging, daily fights, gang banging, auxiliary, and biracial community. About 5 white kids total, predominately Filipinos. The only school with an auxiliary team! Teachers aren't the best, which is the cause of LOW test scores. Beats Lincoln, Suhi, and all the other schools in the Sweetwater district's asses. Tiger Pride!

yeah ima go down to Morse High School, hope I don't get shot.

See her dancing? She a Morse head.

Morse High School by gust0 December 7, 2009

Morse Goal

Any goal in any sport that is not deserving of a goal. Typically requires little to no skill and involves a substantial amount of luck. Morse Goals often infuriate those who have been scored upon and possess skill. Apply to sports video games such as Fifa 10, NHL 09, and NHL 10 as well as real life sports.

X "Oh my god that goal I scored was dank"
Y "That was a Morse Goal and you know it."

X "Did you see Wayne Rooney score that Morse Goal?"
Y "That sir is a paradox, Wayne Rooney is a soccer god."

Morse Goal by Bob Jobs May 17, 2010

Morse Code Sex 

Closely related to phone sex. However, instead of the intimate couple communicating via phone, they are talking via morse code.

*Click, click, beep, click, bleep, click, click, clack*

Girl: "OH YESSS!"

*Click, clack, clunk, clack, beep, beep, clack, click*

Boy: "OMG, this Morse Code Sex is AMAZING!"

Morse Code Sex by The guy on superman's PJs April 30, 2010

morse cold 

Temperatures so low that they cause uncontrollable chattering of the teeth, resulting in a sound like old Morse code transmissions.

Abe: It's fuh-fuh-fuh-FREEZING!

Ben: I know. You've been sending that message on morse cold since we got here.

morse cold by Doc Jargon August 29, 2009

Morse Code 

A communications system consisting of letters coded into dots and dashes, and used in radiotelegraph systems. (usally HF systems), and its fun to jam freeband stations with this stuff.

I jammed a pirate radio station with "HELLO HELLO I HATE YOU" in morse code over and over again.

Morse Code by IrishRepublicanArmy January 27, 2004