Gannon 

A subgenus of douchebag prone to creating 'wacky' urbandictionary.com entries defining their own surname with unimaginative adjectives such as 'studly' and 'witty'.

Distinguishing marks include:

-"Wacky" ties
- Tendency towards jokes based on advertising slogans
- Thinks others believe they "should definitely do stand-up"

-"Did you see this dipstick calling himself a pirate ninja?"
-"Yeah...They must be a Gannon"

Gannon by Darth Voorhees December 8, 2009

gannon 

1) a person who has very strong hobbit traits. usually found in little caves and caverns in the craig, co area.

2) a person who has an enlarged buttocks area. commonly reffered to them as a J-Lo or ghetto ass.

3) a person who lives by: mud, slingin and tires. but knows nothin about either.

1) hey u look like a gannon.

2) that must be a gannon hobbit.

3) dang check out that fine chicky gannon. thats one fine ass.

gannon by outlawknox February 4, 2010

Gannon 

A gay ass faggot who needs to kill himself because he is ugly as hell and will never get a girlfriend

Gannon is sad because he's ugly.

Gannon by happy_not_happy February 25, 2018

Gannon 

--Verb
1. To collapse or to fall down.
2. To completley fail or to be dumb.

--Noun
1. To have no friends or to be an outcast
2. Someone who trys to fit in, but can't fit in and doesn't realize it.
3. A non-architect.

"My house just gannoned!!!"
"Oh no! I completley gannoned my test! My mom will kill me!"
"If this project gannons, all my friends will hate me and I will become a Gannon..."
"That was such a gannon move."
"Hey guys how's it going!" "Why are you talking to me? Geez, you are such a Gannon."
"You just don't understand, that is a Gannon house and will eventually gannon like all your other designs."

Gannon by Jeff Ryan Blake the III November 1, 2012

Gannon 

Amazing guy, hangs out with Owens, Nates, Devons, Maxes, Emmetts, and Matts

Hey Gannon what was the homework? Page 339 1-5 28-69 Thx bro

Gannon by Ahyesenslavedname February 21, 2020

Gannon 

Misunderstanding a rule in a game and then teaching others the wrong rule

That game would have been awesome if we hadn't have Gannoned that rule.

Gannon by Nass84 May 21, 2018

Gannon 

Gay as FUUUUCK! If you talk to him you’ll most likely catch a virus he has called Gaytism. Only Gannons will carry this disease, but it is contagious. Long story short, NEVER even go near a Gannon.

Did you see Gannon
Oh yeah, he’s very gay

Gannon by Gannon1245ohyeahdaddyimgay November 26, 2019