I.d.w.t.d.i.j.w.t.n.h.b.b.

I don't want to die I just want to never have been born.

girl you know what i.d.w.t.d.i.j.w.t.n.h.b.b.

by gender identity crisis July 2, 2020

L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"

John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

by Jake Opp November 10, 2011

a l i g h t s w i t c h

A meme popularized by the youtuber John Patrick Douglass (JacksFilms) in episode 21 of his hit series ''Yiay''

Question: What turns you on?
Answer: A L I G H T S W I T C H

by Donuffs March 5, 2018

y gmuh9ex-8y,8h23úç-,c0 ,m89-wnxmdyded9-w

What you say when you're V E R Y shocked.

Person 1: ''Look! I changed my face.''

Person 2: ''y gmuh9ex-8y,8h23úç-,c0 ,m89-wnxmdyded9-w!!''

by haahahah just kidding peopleee June 22, 2021

I W T D B I D W T K M S

I want to die but I don’t want to kill my self

Friend: hi how are you?
Me good but I W T D B I D W T K M S
Friend: well shit

by BAD BITCH HOUR January 12, 2021

l.m.h.i.f.t.b.w.i.s.y.a.t.y.r

let me hit it from the back while i slap your ass till you're red

jessie: l.m.h.i.f.t.b.w.i.s.y.a.t.y.r
alex: what does that mean
jessie: let me hit it from the back while slap your ass till you're red

alex: oooooo bet

by dicksucker200 November 30, 2020

j.f.c what a p.o.w

Short for 'Jesus fucking christ what a pile of wank'. Used mainly to descirbe someones anger or discust at an event. Can also be applied to a person or any other object. Reserved usually for texts but can be used verbally.

: Alright mate, you go see that gig the other night?
: Ohh j.f.c what a p.o.w.
: Not great then.
: Nah mate

by Daines January 12, 2008